The Ridiculously Bored and Vain Whine

[Lady Jacqueline]

I am sooo bored, and I sooo shouldn't be.
So far, since boxing day, I've been in and out of hospital, in and out of the vets, done two shoots, working on three others, had a day trip to a little land in Surrey, plummeted, then flew, got theatre work offers, and turned them down, lost 5lbs in two days, met a pervy photographer and fled, won some cooking competition, and got a creep on my tail.

Most of that happened in the first two weeks.

So why am I sooo bored!

[Polina]

Because most of that happened in the first two weeks! There's been at least four....

[Lady Jacqueline]

Yeah, I know.
Just you know, more than anyone, how not-boring my life is.
It's weird and kinda hard to explain

[Polina]

Because you've had a huuge adrenalin surge in the last few days and now it's gone away!

[Lady Jacqueline]

Oh, so it's adrenalines fault, right, adrenaline is in for it big time!